{"id":316,"date":"2011-03-18T22:03:19","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T22:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.messyblessings.com\/family\/?p=316"},"modified":"2018-08-06T14:52:05","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T14:52:05","slug":"knock-knock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/2011\/03\/18\/knock-knock\/","title":{"rendered":"Knock-Knock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ade\u00adlaide: Knock-knock (as she knocks on my  shoulder).<\/p>\n<p>Me: Who\u2019s&nbsp;there?<\/p>\n<p>Ade\u00adlaide: Orange.<\/p>\n<p>Repeat many times, until  final\u00adly my \u201cWho\u2019s there?\u201d gets this response from Ade\u00adlaide: \u201cOrange. Ha,  ha, ha, so fun\u00adny!\u201d (She laughs as she puts her lit\u00adtle hand to cov\u00ader her  mouth.) I need to tape it\u2026it\u2019s very fun\u00adny!&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">LOL<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ade\u00adlaide: Knock-knock (as she knocks on my shoul\u00adder). Me: Who\u2019s&nbsp;there? Ade\u00adlaide: Orange. Repeat many times, until final\u00adly my \u201cWho\u2019s there?\u201d gets this response from Ade\u00adlaide: \u201cOrange. Ha, ha, ha,&nbsp;so\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,15],"tags":[33,37],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-kids","category-shorts","tag-humor","tag-jokes","post_format-post-format-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":336,"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions\/336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/messyblessings.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}